The Businessman-a-Day™ Calendar

CRABNOX is pleased to introduce its Businessman-a-Day™ calendar, which depicts those suit-clad office-dwellers en route to commence another round of sales projections and expense reports, another slate of meetings and presentations.

To produce the calendar, wily CRABNOX photographers snapped thousands of unsuspecting executives during their a.m. commutes.  From these images, CRABNOX selected only the finest portraits, each capturing a classic businessman on his morning pilgrimage.

As an added tribute to the corporate world, the calendar runs fiscal-year-style from July 1st to June 30th.  What's more, if placed in a work environment, the calendar can be written off as a business expense.

The critics all agree!

Below, some sample pages from the Businessman-a-Day™ calendar.

The Crabnox Insta-title

Have you completed a film but stalled out on creating a title? If so, your worries are over. With its new INSTA-TITLE, CRABNOX makes that most difficult aspect of movie production easy. Simply take any word from the first box and any word from the second box, and you have the perfect title. The word banks contain vague entries that can signify almost anything, which means that regardless of your film's genre, the INSTA-TITLE will give you an appropriate appellation.  

Ready for the sequel? Take your film's title, add "2:" to the end, and follow the steps above with the word banks below.  For more important sequels, we recommend using "II:" instead.

Here are some samples to get you started:

Unintended Sacrifices 

Unintended Sacrifices 2: The Other Side of Madness 

Secret Moments  

Secret Moments 2: On the Verge of Tomorrow

Forbidden Vengeance

Forbidden Vengeance II:  Brink of Insanity

The Snuggle Bear Found Murdered

AP-In the early hours of the morning, beloved anthropomorphic detergent spokesmammal the Snuggle Bear was found brutally murdered in an alley in Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen neighborhood. While authorities have few leads, the slaying may have resulted from a drug deal gone awry. According to a family friend, the Snuggle Bear became addicted to crystal meth and cocaine after he lost his personal fortune financing "Alien vs the Snuggle Bear," his big-screen debut, which proved a massive critical and commercial failure. "He was a broken bear," the friend confided. "When he couldn't make it in Hollywood, drugs became his only escape." At this time, no suspects have been named. The Snuggle Bear was 52 bear years old.

Above: at the pinnacle of his career, the Snuggle Bear was one of the world's highest paid ursine media personalities.

Above: the slain corpse of the Snuggle Bear.