The Crabnox Film Archive

The Crabnox Film Archive is now available for streaming! The vast collection features a range of genres and styles and contains something for even the most discerning cinephile. If you're in a Netflix dry spell and having a hard time deciding what watch next, simply click the "FIND MOVIE" button below and we will recommend one of our exclusive movies for your viewing pleasure.

Escape from Sacrifice

In this intricate Christmas suspense tale, a sniveling meteorologist (played by an uninhibited Ted Danson) is run over by a morally bankrupt park ranger (Forest Whitaker, firing on all cylinders) during an elaborately plotted effort to wipe out Madison Square Garden.

The soundtrack features 16 thrash metal interpretations of Perry Como's most beloved album cuts.

Duration: 3h 3m

Average viewer rating: 8.1/10

WARNING: INTENSE FLASHING LIGHT SEQUENCES