The Crabnox Film Archive

The Crabnox Film Archive is now available for streaming! The vast collection features a range of genres and styles and contains something for even the most discerning cinephile. If you're in a Netflix dry spell and having a hard time deciding what watch next, simply click the "FIND MOVIE" button below and we will recommend one of our exclusive movies for your viewing pleasure.

Long Road to Madness

In this oft-overlooked Valentine's Day melodrama, a skittish army general (played by a show-stopping Dermot Mulroney) joins forces with a morally bankrupt prospector (Sinbad, who wrote the screenplay) during one final effort to vaporize McDonald's headquarters.

The soundtrack features 16 Cajun fiddle interpretations of Dean Martin's most beloved tunes.

Duration: 1h 38m

Average viewer rating: 8.3/10